Just Humor Me

She's not a girl that misses much. That might be because she spends far too much time on the internet.

May 23

DON’T FUCKING BUY XBOX ONE, WE DON’T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT.


May 18

JOHN HURT

whosbettygrable:

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May 17
dragonageconfessions:

Confession: I have no strong feelings on Cullen either way. I didn’t think he was a particularly outstanding character in the first two games and I’m pretty indifferent to him being a potential companion in the third. Like, he was nice and all, but I’d prefer to keep him as a background character.

dragonageconfessions:

Confession: I have no strong feelings on Cullen either way. I didn’t think he was a particularly outstanding character in the first two games and I’m pretty indifferent to him being a potential companion in the third. Like, he was nice and all, but I’d prefer to keep him as a background character.


May 16

Best commercial ever


May 8

yourscientistfriend:

Please Reblog if you DID NOT HAVE the sex talk from your parents.

Alternatively

Reblog THIS ONE if you DID get the talk.

Not only did I not get the sex talk from my parents but I went to a christian school with abstinence-only sex ed. They heavily implied that your husband (we were separated by gender) was the one to ask about sex and he would  make all the decisions.

I spent most of that time staring at the nurse’s bountiful breasts. Probably a good thing as most of the girls in that class ended up pregnant before they turned 21.


May 7

May 1
“Both heterosexuals and homosexuals view bisexuality with misunderstanding, mistrust, hostility, and alienation. These scenarios do not leave bisexuals in the situation often referred to as ‘‘having the best of both worlds,’’ because ‘both worlds are closets’.”

from Attitudes and Self-Images of Male and Female Bisexuals by Carol D. Bronn

“both worlds are closets”

Ouch. That one hit home.

(via loveintheshadowsistheonlykind)

For people wondering why bisexuals don’t have straight privilege: there you fucking go.

(via bemusedlybespectacled)

same goes for pansexuals where most people go “you’re attracted to cookwear?” or just that they don’t want to own up to “being bi” bah it’s all a load. 

Like who you like worry about other shit later.

(via gentlywachainsaw)

(via gentlywachainsaw)


Apr 13
fuckyeahsexpositivity:

aubreyli:

moniquill:

saucefactory:

verysharpteeth:

chandra75:

agent-mizzle:

Every time I post something about Norman Reedus and it gets reblogged you fangirls just gotta swoon and add your own cutesy caption. Nothing against fangirls but here’s a challenge. Swoon over this! Good luck.

That’s fucking hot as hell. 

LOL. That’s not the one to pick for no swooning.
YOU DON’T KNOW US AND OUR LIVES. WE HAVE FANGIRLED OVER ROADKILL FOR HIM.

SOMEONE JUST NEEDS TO HITCH THAT SKIRT UP AND BITE HIS INNER THIGHS AND THEN SUCK HIM UNTIL HE’S SOBBING, UNTIL HIS PRETTY EYESHADOW RUNS DOWN HIS FACE.

OP, it is clear that you have a fundamental misunderstanding of one or more of the following:
‘fangirls’
‘swooning’
‘challenge’
I mean we could probably use this as a really interesting launching point for the fundamental disconnect between ‘what people actually find hot’ and ‘what society/patriarchy presumes is hot’ and how the assignations of gender roles and sexuality fuck with that. Like the presumption that the female gaze doesn’t even exist, or if it does that women-intersted-in-men find the same things about men sexy that men-interested-in-women presume they do/should.
I mean, how many ‘porn for straight women’ magazines have tried to launch and asked a bunch of straight women what they wanted in porn -and gotten answers of ‘smiling dudes’ ‘dudes giving bedroom eyes’ and ‘cock’ - only to then said ‘yeah no, we’re giving you tough,aloof-looking shirtless guys with power muscles and weapons instead (because regardless of what any of you say you want we know that the majority of you want tough looking guys with power muscles and weapons because that’s what masculinity is because sexiness is feminine-coded. I mean obviously the only reason a man would display in a sexually-inviting way (as opposed to an aggressive way or a disinterested way) is if he’s trying to attract a man! Ergo anything in which a man is display in a sexually inviting or (gasp) submissive way is gay gay gay gay gay and thus the anti-masculine and no woman would ever want it. We know better than you what you like and want and find sexy) and then failed and blamed the failure on the totally legit and well known phenomenon that women just don’t get off on visual stimuli they’d rather read erotica.
But I’m too busy getting off on images like the above.

Reblogging because smart people who call society on its sexist bullshit make me swoon.

Reblogging because gorgeous commentary and ridiculously attractive person.
—BB

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

aubreyli:

moniquill:

saucefactory:

verysharpteeth:

chandra75:

agent-mizzle:

Every time I post something about Norman Reedus and it gets reblogged you fangirls just gotta swoon and add your own cutesy caption. Nothing against fangirls but here’s a challenge. Swoon over this! Good luck.

That’s fucking hot as hell. 

LOL. That’s not the one to pick for no swooning.

YOU DON’T KNOW US AND OUR LIVES. WE HAVE FANGIRLED OVER ROADKILL FOR HIM.

SOMEONE JUST NEEDS TO HITCH THAT SKIRT UP AND BITE HIS INNER THIGHS AND THEN SUCK HIM UNTIL HE’S SOBBING, UNTIL HIS PRETTY EYESHADOW RUNS DOWN HIS FACE.

OP, it is clear that you have a fundamental misunderstanding of one or more of the following:

‘fangirls’

‘swooning’

‘challenge’

I mean we could probably use this as a really interesting launching point for the fundamental disconnect between ‘what people actually find hot’ and ‘what society/patriarchy presumes is hot’ and how the assignations of gender roles and sexuality fuck with that. Like the presumption that the female gaze doesn’t even exist, or if it does that women-intersted-in-men find the same things about men sexy that men-interested-in-women presume they do/should.

I mean, how many ‘porn for straight women’ magazines have tried to launch and asked a bunch of straight women what they wanted in porn -and gotten answers of ‘smiling dudes’ ‘dudes giving bedroom eyes’ and ‘cock’ - only to then said ‘yeah no, we’re giving you tough,aloof-looking shirtless guys with power muscles and weapons instead (because regardless of what any of you say you want we know that the majority of you want tough looking guys with power muscles and weapons because that’s what masculinity is because sexiness is feminine-coded. I mean obviously the only reason a man would display in a sexually-inviting way (as opposed to an aggressive way or a disinterested way) is if he’s trying to attract a man! Ergo anything in which a man is display in a sexually inviting or (gasp) submissive way is gay gay gay gay gay and thus the anti-masculine and no woman would ever want it. We know better than you what you like and want and find sexy) and then failed and blamed the failure on the totally legit and well known phenomenon that women just don’t get off on visual stimuli they’d rather read erotica.

But I’m too busy getting off on images like the above.

Reblogging because smart people who call society on its sexist bullshit make me swoon.

Reblogging because gorgeous commentary and ridiculously attractive person.

—BB


Apr 12

Dear awful people, gather ‘round, because Mama’s got something important to say.

Knock it the hell off. Stop making queer people in hetero relationships feel uncomfortable in queer spaces. Stop contributing to bi invisibility by insisting that queer girls who date boys are “straight now.” Stop acting like the person someone dates today negates the entire rest of their sexual and romantic history. Stop pressuring bisexual people back into the closet by ignoring the reality of their identities. Stop treating sexual orientation as an either/or. Stop policing other people’s sexuality. Stop being just as bad as the conservatives who ostracize people for being gay. We’re supposed to be the good guys, remember?

Ask A Queer Chick, The Hairpin

A-fucking-men. 

(via jenandtonic)

Seriously. The amount of hostility in my local queer/gay community for bisexual folks is astounding. Because I’ve been involved with men and women doesn’t mean I’m a slut, or a frivolous person, or that I’m any less than anyone else in the bar. 

(via sadpearonmars)

(via gentlywachainsaw)


Apr 11

generalbumi:

serenitycagexoxo:

bathsabbath:

Always reblog this. A lot of the animals they kill (and they kill over 95% of the animals they take in at their Virginia Headquarters) are killed within 24 hours. Not nearly enough time to deem whether an animal is adoptable or not. They even bought a giant fridge to store the corpses!

       PETA is a corporation. Not a charity.  Less than 1% of their 32 Million+ annual budget actually goes to directly helping animals. Most of it is spent making sexist/racist/ domestic abuse supporting commercials that won’t even air on television, giving bail outs to convicted arsonists and criminals, hiring/supporting any celebrity that claims to be vegetarian for five minutes, creating campaigns to target children (“Your mom kills animals”), fruitless lawsuits like suing Sea World for violating the constitution, and most recently, making porn. I’m not against porn, but I fail to see how it fucking helps animals. 

PETA does not give a shit about animals.

I’m about to cry

I dont want this to be on my followers dash’s but its totally true and if you dont know you should know. 

(via gentlywachainsaw)


Mar 30

Mar 24

“Those poor boys’ lives will be ruined because of this.”

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“But the girl was wearing—”

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“She was drinking alcoho—”

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“They won’t be able to play football anymore!”

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“The boys’ futures are ruined because of her!”

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“She should be held accountable, too!”

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“What did she think was going to happen!?”

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(via thetruedemon)


linkmania:

Hahaa

linkmania:

Hahaa

(via thetruedemon)


Mar 20
Of all the systems of religion that ever were invented, there is no more derogatory to the Almighty, more unedifiying to man, more repugnant to reason, and more contradictory to itself than this thing called Christianity. Too absurd for belief, too impossible to convince, and too inconsistent for practice, it renders the heart torpid or produces only atheists or fanatics. As an engine of power, it serves the purpose of despotism, and as ameans of wealth, the avarice of priests, but so far as respects the good of man in general it leads to nothing here or hereafter. [Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason]

Of all the systems of religion that ever were invented, there is no more derogatory to the Almighty, more unedifiying to man, more repugnant to reason, and more contradictory to itself than this thing called Christianity. Too absurd for belief, too impossible to convince, and too inconsistent for practice, it renders the heart torpid or produces only atheists or fanatics. As an engine of power, it serves the purpose of despotism, and as ameans of wealth, the avarice of priests, but so far as respects the good of man in general it leads to nothing here or hereafter. [Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason]


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